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tonight I got a male model to tell me he wants me and I made the a list

which one do you think I’m more excited about

LION KING - © Antonio López Córdoba


You’ll do what?

(via spaghettihos)

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via beyoncevevo)


following back heaps♡
boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

"Its a disorder not a decision."

- (via pfoe)

(Source: loveme-letlive, via adamg-lover)


look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes


i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner

(via sexual-feelings)


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence."

- Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)


im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via crrocs)