theDalyProphet

urinatings:

*peels carrot* you know, i never really believed in the economy

(via i-will-die-laughing)

every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one

(via i-will-die-laughing)

(Source: hotwaterandmilk, via thetowndrugdealer)

peevesies:

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

(via dirtyalec)

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

(via nerdgasm-maximus)

jesuschristvevo:

being hotter than me is selfish and rude

(via dirtyalec)

freddybenson:

freddybenson:

friendly reminder that kony was never stopped

(via laughingnancy)