theDalyProphet

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"Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself."

- (via psych-facts)

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disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney
supermodelgif:

sylvia mann photographed by robert erdmann for glamour france, apr. 2005

nasadad:

ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off

(via pizza)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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obamasaur:

going to bed after watching a scary movie

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(Source: meowthed, via twitchypoopsack)

untexting:

I want to have the cutest relationship with you.

(via bullied)

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

(Source: fuckyeahjamieking, via onlylolgifs)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via internetcallgirl)

affection-erection:

love blog x

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

(via rainyones)

floorboreds:

an inside joke is just a very small meme

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